加菲猫名言英语

1、每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2、你可以让小猫离开肉饼，但不能让肉饼离开小猫。

You can leave the kitten away from the meat pie, but you can't leave the pie away from the kitten.

3、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

4、是你的总是你的，别人给的别人也会拿走。

You are always yours, others will give away.

5、我很懒，我很胖，我以此为荣。

I am lazy. I am fat. I am proud of that.

6、加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生，但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。

Garfield is certainly not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be made for Garfield.

7、嘘。千万不要告诉他们我做了好事，这会影响我的形象的！

Shh. Do not tell them that I have done a good deed, which will affect my image.

8、这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西，比如说意大利面。

There are many more important things in the world than money, such as spaghetti.

9、工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。

It's interesting to work. Especially watching others work.

10、努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。

Hard work does not lead to death. But I will not prove it by myself.

11、你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来，而且不是我。

You brought an old and useless guy back, and not me.

12、如果你不想给谁东西吃的话，就得让它想着点什么。

If you don't want to give anyone something to eat, you have to let it think of something.

13、两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

The state of two people is unstable, and three people are!

14、聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

The wise never marry, and when they marry they bee otherwise.

15、肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。

The stomach is not terrible. What's terrible is that there are no good things in the stomach.

16、现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧！

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

17、这个汉堡包的味道不错，但不如前八个好。

This hamburger is delicious, but not as good as the first eight.

18、每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

19、后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

20、欧迪，我们去吃冰激凌吧，不过你得看着我吃。

ODI, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

21、有一位漂亮的女士对乔恩说你真可爱，而你还问我有什么不对！

A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what was wrong.

22、要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

23、不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Don't wait for tomorrow to make excuses.

24、我希望你能知道，你是我生命中最重要的人。

I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life.

25、如果你不能击败你的敌人，那么就加入他们。

If you can't defeat your enemy, join them.

26、有了意大利面，谁还会吃老鼠呢？

With spaghetti, who will eat mice?

27、爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Love is photogenic. It needs time in darkness to develop..

28、聪明人都是未婚？结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Are smart people unmarried? It's hard for married people to be smart again.

29、巧克力的麻烦是：你把它吃了，它就没了。

The trouble with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will be gone.

30、欧迪，走，我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。

ODI, let's go and buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

31、不，水果蛋糕！这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干，还有蜗牛。

No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.

32、生命中除了吃和睡应该还有别的意义，但我觉得没有就挺好。

Besides eating and sleeping, there should be some other meanings in life, but I don't think so.

33、宠我，爱我，喂饱我，不许嫌弃我。

Spoil me, love me, feed me, do not hate me.

34、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

35、爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。

Love es quickly, but pork rolls are eternal.

36、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Money is not everything. Sometimes credit cards are needed.

37、应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.