-5人英语小品剧本

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwontchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. Imthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please Dontkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:ImsureIwont!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, youllneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa

X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The WC?